Following on from my internet speed fiasco, the speed after giving OTE the small piece of my mind that I could spare, became 6.7 megatrons, or whatever Martin deems to call them. The speed has dropped daily by a small fraction, and is now at 5.3 Neutrons per cycle. I am guessing that OTE hope I will not notice the slow decline back to the 3.5 positrons I had before my mind splitting episode.
Ho hum, more calls to OTE. I do now know the words to the "put him on hold music", and sing it with gusto during the hours I wait to speak to someone.