I called the Swine flu hot line today, but all I got was crackling
I heard that one of the symptoms is that you come out in rashers.
Another symptom is that you get the trotts.
The wife woke up this morning with pigtails in her hair, should she be worried !!.
The doctor asked me how long I'd felt this way, I said about a weeeeeeeek.
My mate rang in to say he had Swine flu, but I think he's telling porkies.
Swine flu is no problem to pigs, they are going to get cured anyway.
URGENT, If you get an e mail with Swine flu in the heading DELETE at once it' only spam
(I don't suppose it's original, but it made me smile.)