so if he has never met her or seen her then obviously it must have been spontaneous combustion or perhaps an act of god
just one other slightly confusing point....alcohol in the form of spirits and certain delicate parts of the male anatomy don't exactly get on well together (source. one of the Modesty Blaise books (perfume onto the seat of a Lambretta) and personal experience when putting a new petrol tank into a Ford Anglia)
filippos wrote:This "kind hearted, generous boy" might have had even bigger trouble if the young lady's brother or a male cousin had been present. The authorities might still have been searching for bits of him.
To say nothing of what might have happened if her mother had been there!