Hi andy just thought i would let you know i got a fantastic recipe for chicen balti
Part 1. Ring your UK bank who has a call centre in India within 30 minutes you will get to talk to a real Indian person. It is important that you strike up a rappore with this person and get their name.
Part 2. After asking the most simplist of questions they will endeavour to put you on hold thus raising the banks profits even more.
Part 3. The second before they try to put you on hold you ask them not to as this is where the rappore that you have built up comes in handy. You ask them how to make your favourite Indian Dish by explaining the recipe to you.
I would like to thank Mrs. Punjab the mother of 8 children & 1 goat for all of her help at 4 a.m her time today.
She wishes You & H all the best and may pay you a visit in Sitia next week.
It's funny how my bank is now called the Cooking Bank.