Telling porkies again Andheath?
Don't believe you have not availed yourself of Lidl's Scotch since October, (or are you trying to tell me there aren't any in the East)? OK, it is blended but with or without water, perfectly drinkable. Vat 69 in the local supermarkets (in the middle that is) usually less than 10Euros a bottle.
John, a blazer sounds just up your street in terms of retro fashion, together with a natty boater and flannels of course, go on, do tell, which badge do you have on your pocket
Kathleen