Italian lawyer Joke

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Italian lawyer Joke

Postby Cruc » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:45 am

An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that he could have some fun with the Irishmen and could put something over on him easily...So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game. The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The Italian lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.
I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only €5.00 you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you €500.00, he says. This catches the Irishman's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Irishman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five euro note and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Irishman's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After over an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Irishman and hands him €500.00
The Irishman pockets the €500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Irishman up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer €5.00 and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with the Irish............. :D :D
Last edited by Cruc on Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:39 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Italian lawyer Joke

Postby filippos » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:32 am


I hope you're in K X at present and not Cheltenham. In the latter you'll probably find yourself being interrogated for some racial offence. From what I've heard recently Twitter and Facebook would be in "meltdown".

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Re: Italian lawyer Joke

Postby Jason64 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Italian lawyer Joke

Postby Yin&Yang » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:26 pm

Hahaha! Great joke!
Someday is now : )

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