My dearest best friends, no sorry Andy & H, no you two miserable old gits, I don't get in touch for three weeks and look what happens!!
It is heartbreaking the way that they look after dogs and their wives.
I did tell you that it would be hard and there would be big differences like they don't sell Carlsberg over there and i guess by you not answering your phone tonight that you wil be Sitias world famous Inga Minga Pizzas.
The amount of times that you get kicked when you feel down or you see something that's upsetting is hard but you have to crack open the bottle of Carlsberg and think of the life that you used to have.
I'm so glad that I have got a new laptop and a data card - it makes me feel like I have finally arrived into the 21st Century again.
I must tell you about this new game that C plays with me I know Paul will love it!!
So my old pal, an old Crete saying, don't wee wee into the wind as you'll get a wet leg.
With love your Best Pal T
p.s. C loves you